The entire Wheel of Time series, in four lines

The women of the Wheel of Time
Will time and time again
Tug their braids at first sight
Of woolly-headed men.

Why I voted yes on Prop 8

I am opposed to Gay Marriage

Cuz I read on a blog

That allowing guys to marry guys

Just leads to man on dog.

Orson Scott Card

Orson is a Mormon Man,
Orson is a tool.
He puts Mormons in Science Fic,
And tries to make them cool.

Speaking Hinglish

Saying things the Hindi way
Is always somewhat dicey
Say them once too many times
And they call you TNIC

Gchat blues

I once had this silly friend
Who had this funny thing
No matter how you IM'ed her
Her client would not ping

Views on Poetry

I've said it clealry many a time
That poetry must always rhyme
To my mind, there's nothing worse
Than modern poetry, or free verse